Tim Russert dead, 58

Sad day.

Sammy the cat–a true American patriot

My friend Dan’s cat, Sammy, is, in the most polite terms, a bit of a hellion. To illustrate this let me Sometimes, because it’s funny for someone slightly sadistic like me to make a grown man sound like the theoretical cat voices on I can has cheeseburger.com, I ask Dan to imitate Sammy.

Today I asked him, “Dan, what would Sammy say if she met George Bush?”

Dan: Oh, to GWB? She’d be like, “ohai! you a fuckface! i no lieks you!” Then George would reach to shake her paw, and Sammycat would bitchslap him and the secret service would try to tackle her, but she’d be too quick and get away so they’d catch Danny and send him to Guantanamo Bay.