My rock candy of love

April 15, 2008

Today I saw 2 little girls and a little boy playing “Rock of Love” with each other. For those of you who don’t know, Rock of Love is a downright terrible (yet, somewhat appealing in the way a bad haircut with too much hairspray is appealing) game show on VH1.  Brett Micheals (everyone’s favorite washed-up rock “musician,” who is probably best known for his sex tape with Pamela Anderson).

The little boy (Brett) was standing outside with the two girls standing across from him.  As I walked by, the little boy pointed to the little girl to his left and said, “Amber, you are my rock of love.”

“Amber” jumped up and down and began to gleefully shout “I’m a rock of love!”

The little girl next to her turned to Amber and yelled, “I wanted to be Amber!”

Then she punched Amber in the stomach.

The great part about this is that it seems life imitates art a lot sooner than we’d expect it to.  The not so great part–”art” is now a cheaply shot, reality show on a stale music network.

One Response to “My rock candy of love”

  1. Queen Alyssa Says:

    I’m glad she punched her lol


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