Al Gore. He’s kinda like that plain girl you knew in high school. The one who wasn’t ugly, per say, but you’d never dream of asking out even though you knew she had a crush on you. Cut to eight years later. Plain Jane is a super model. She’s so gracious and stunning and articulate when you run into her again.
Dear god. What did you do? What were you thinking?
Now that cute little blond non-threatening cheerleader you were so into weighs 200 lbs. Her broken English and kittenish shrugs aren’t so adorable.
But hey, you got laid right?
