1. I’m not really that into you, but I really like your friend.
2. I love you like a sister.
3. God, she’s (as in over there, not you, hon) hot.
4. My ex-girlfriend was so cool.
5. You remind me so much of my mom.
Drinking from the poison cup since 1998…
1. I’m not really that into you, but I really like your friend.
2. I love you like a sister.
3. God, she’s (as in over there, not you, hon) hot.
4. My ex-girlfriend was so cool.
5. You remind me so much of my mom.
December 28, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Five additionals:
- “Don’t mind Jenny when she does that. We just used to sleep together.”
- “It’s okay, you really don’t have to meet my friends.”
- “My drawers are kind full as it is. Couldn’t you just keep your stuff in a bag?”
- “I like you too much. That’s why I can’t sleep with you.”
- “So have you ever thought of plastic surgery, or…”
December 29, 2007 at 9:08 pm
My fave is when a guy who I’d previously made out with and who always alluded to the fact he liked me said to me: “Yunno, I think you’re cute and pretty, but just not my kind of pretty.” Um, yeah.