Five things Women (who are into you) Never Want to Hear

December 27, 2007

1. I’m not really that into you, but I really like your friend.

2.  I love you like a sister.

3.  God, she’s (as in over there, not you, hon)  hot.

4. My ex-girlfriend was so cool.

5. You remind me so much of my mom.

2 Responses to “Five things Women (who are into you) Never Want to Hear”

  1. J. Says:

    Five additionals:

    - “Don’t mind Jenny when she does that. We just used to sleep together.”
    - “It’s okay, you really don’t have to meet my friends.”
    - “My drawers are kind full as it is. Couldn’t you just keep your stuff in a bag?”
    - “I like you too much. That’s why I can’t sleep with you.”
    - “So have you ever thought of plastic surgery, or…”

  2. Garin Says:

    My fave is when a guy who I’d previously made out with and who always alluded to the fact he liked me said to me: “Yunno, I think you’re cute and pretty, but just not my kind of pretty.” Um, yeah.


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