My first (and only) celebrity crush was on River Phoenix. Sadly, he died soon after I discovered who the hell he was. Alas, that has not stopped me from crushing. I mean, seriously, how much of a chance would I have had with him even if he was still alive? The odds really haven’t changed much.
Sigh, so beautiful.

November 15, 2007 at 3:05 am
Johnny Depp is a much better crush