5 things you should never say to a man while on a date
November 9, 20071. I love that shirt! My Father has one just like it.
2. I’ve been damaged by men.
3. I have approximately two good years left until my eggs start to die.
4. I have fantasies about a young David Hasselhoff.
5. Here let me get that for you, sweetheart. *spit on napkin and dab date’s chin*
November 15, 2007 at 3:03 am
I don’t see the problem with the first one
January 3, 2008 at 11:10 pm
No. 2 is actually a pretty good strategic move if you can say it matter-of-factly.