5 things you should never say to a man while on a date

November 9, 2007

1. I love that shirt! My Father has one just like it.

2. I’ve been damaged by men.

3. I have approximately two good years left until my eggs start to die.

4. I have fantasies about a young David Hasselhoff.

5. Here let me get that for you, sweetheart. *spit on napkin and dab date’s chin*

2 Responses to “5 things you should never say to a man while on a date”

  1. Ken Says:

    I don’t see the problem with the first one

  2. Gabe Says:

    No. 2 is actually a pretty good strategic move if you can say it matter-of-factly.

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