The rebellion will be sold to you in pieces.

Have you guys noticed that I’m a rebel?  I, like, totally am.

 

I dressed in black in high school.  I don’t straighten my hair.  I wear my sarcasm like other people wear a smile. I muse unaffectedly about circumstantial irony.  I buy clothes from Urban Outfitters because I’m urban, you know?  

 

And what is the best part about being a rebel with a wardrobe from Urban Outfitters, a disposable income and an office job?

 

Being so damn vulnerable to marketing schemes that promise to make me more urban,  rebellious and unique.