These are genuine, heartfelt compliments when they come from me:
“I like you better than drinking.”
“We’ve been dating for three months. I’m ready to start calling you ‘the guy that I’m dating.’”
“Ever since I’ve met you I’ve been more inclined to do that thing some people do…smile, yeah, that’s it.”
“You make me wanna get up and sway to the music a little…and sort of tap my hand on my knee”
“My black black soul has a spot of gray in it now…”
“The devil hasn’t been returning my phone calls. He told another prophet that since I met you I’ve been acting a little ‘soft.’”
“I bought you a Miller Lite.”
Sigh, why can’t I be like other women?
February 23, 2007 at 3:49 am
i just sent a link to my friend telling to read your blog, citing that is very funny and only a little sad and bitter, i sense that is not your intent, you should try harder
good luck!
s
February 25, 2007 at 2:04 am
“Sigh, why can’t I be like other women?”
Because then you would be boring. Love your blog.
March 13, 2007 at 8:28 pm
I’ve just stumbled across your site and upon reading I laughed a bit, then…it hit me.
I’m just like this!
Its great to know that I’m not the only one who has a “less than conventional” way about them.
Best to you and thanks for the entertaining and often times informative site.