Robert said sweet things.

February 20, 2007

When I was 20, I dated a French guy by the name of Robert (pronounced Roh-Bair, please roll your “r’s”).

 

Robert liked to say romantic things to me, like:

 

“I’ll date you until the girl of my dreams comes along.”

“You’re fat.”

“You’re lucky I’m dating you.”

“You’re not really the kind of girl that I want to waste ten bucks on.”

“Move, I’m checking out that girl.”

 

 

Oh, young love. How I miss thee.

One Response to “Robert said sweet things.”

  1. Queen Alyssa Says:

    ouch! At least it makes for a not-so-funny-but-I’m-going-to-joke-about-it-anyway kind of story.

    BTW I’ll be reading the rest of your blog from here I think, I like how it’s starting :)


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